I literally have no idea what i do here, i don't even know what i do, i don't even know, i don't even, i don't- , i just- bapfhnljcnbbugbavlbpwuafb OH GODS DON'T LOOK AT ME
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
im fucking sobbing
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
OH MY GOD
Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via thatmovieguydoe)
Stoick’s sailboat sailing in the sea,
First comes love,
Then comes the scourge,
Then comes Hiccup in a funeral dirge
this fandom doesn’t know the meaning of stop and don’t
well, neither did Toothless
GROUNDED DUNGEON FOR YOU CUBE
I SWEAR TO GOD CUBE
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
The !marble hornets fandom knows what those are and the cause us nothing but trouble
like i honestly thought httyd 2 was a flop because so much of the initial box office articles about it were so negative
but i guess it was a late bloomer because it’s been categorized as a smash success and is the top grossing animated film of 2014
so yeah things change i guess