I literally have no idea what i do here, i don't even know what i do, i don't even know, i don't even, i don't- , i just- bapfhnljcnbbugbavlbpwuafb OH GODS DON'T LOOK AT ME

 

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

im fucking sobbing

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

OH MY GOD

peachdoxie:

thecube42:

akkeyroomi:

thedorkiestviking:

thecube42:

thedorkiestviking:

thecube42:

Stoick’s sailboat sailing in the sea,

B-U-R-N-I-N-G

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First comes love,

Then comes the scourge,

Then comes Hiccup in a funeral dirge

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this fandom doesn’t know the meaning of stop and don’t

well, neither did Toothless

GROUNDED DUNGEON FOR YOU CUBE

I SWEAR TO GOD CUBE 

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

randomstuffmcdermott:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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The !marble hornets fandom knows what those are and the cause us nothing but trouble

OH GODS

missespeon:

like i honestly thought httyd 2 was a flop because so much of the initial box office articles about it were so negative 

but i guess it was a late bloomer because it’s been categorized as a smash success and is the top grossing animated film of 2014

so yeah things change i guess

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:


“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce
jesus christ

no it says never give up

I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:

“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce

jesus christ

no it says never give up


I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

(Source: hokeyfright)